BY JIM ERSKINE
ILLUSTRATED BY JESS ERSKINE
$5.99
Your cat’s #1 purpose in life (besides eating and sleeping) is to ANNOY YOU.
But you already know that, don't you?
Even though you bend over backwards to keep your cuddly kitty happy, their maddening behavior and “Serve me or else, human!” attitude says it all. And all this time, you’ve just had to suck it up and deal with it.
But now — it’s payback time!
In this delightfully silly and ridiculously petty collection (um… you don’t mind being petty, do you?) you’ll discover dozens of creative ways to annoy, embarrass, and generally have more fun with your cat than you ever thought possible (at least until the cat poop hits the fan):
* Teach your cat how to twerk!
* Play “blubba blubba blubba” with your cat’s lips!
* Help them sign their own name!
* Learn the proper way to make your cat fly!
* Pretend your cat is a ventriloquist’s dummy!
* Place a mirror next to their litter box so they will have company when they go!
With over 101 delightfully wicked ideas and dozens of witty cartoons by best-selling illustrator Jess Erskine, 101 Fun & Petty Ways to Annoy Your Cat is a laugh-out-loud humor book and the perfect gift for every cat lover who’s ever dreamed of giving their favorite furry friend a taste of their own medicine.
Happy annoying!
- Paperback: 66 pages
- Publisher: Rolling Donut Press (March 10, 2018)
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 0998999555
- ISBN-13: 978-0998999555
- Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.2 x 8.5 inches
Amazon reviews:
“Super cute and quirky book. The illustrations are simply hilarious, especially the one of “super cat” Definitely a quick read, but a great a humorous one by those who love cats. My favorite quote, “ At feeding time, drop just One. Piece of food. In the cat’s bowl at a time.” Such a classic with a great illustration. Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. LOL.”
“Love the book. If you know anything about cats, you know they have their own way of annoying (going about their day). Our ds is using this book as a fun reader. We are only reading a few pages a day and it has kept his attention. We don’t have cats, but we are sure enjoying this book.”
“This is a very cute book. Very creative illustrations. It is a quick read and will definitely make you laugh.”